Getting A Divorce Quotes

If you feel like getting a divorce, you are no exception to the general rule.

Everybody is agreeing so tersely. I just had a flashback to the month before my parents finally admitted they were getting a divorce.

Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed.

She said Robert Joyner had killed himself with a gun. And then I asked why, and then she told me that he was getting a divorce and was sad about it.' 'Lots of people get divorces and don't kill themselves,' I said. 'I know,' she said, excitement in her voice. 'That's what I told her.

Yeah, I've been a little down. Totally natural. I'm getting a divorce, but now I'm ready to pull myself up by some G-strings.

Divorce is one of the most financially traumatic things you can go through. Money spent on getting mad or getting even is money wasted.

You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother.

Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise.

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Remember there is no way you can give the father custody of the children without getting a divorce.

Getting a divorce is nearly always as cheerful and useful an occupation as breaking valuable china.

Divorce is contagious. That's right - when you have a close couple friend split up, it increases your chances of getting a divorce by 75 percent.

Once when I was working for the Daily News, I was summoned back to work from vacation because Donald Trump announced he was getting a divorce.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Hello...Although you (reporters) are busy thank you for coming to this place. Today, the reason that I called you...I wanted to talk about some girl. Currently, I love a certain girl. I really love this girl too much. She is a person who finds happiness and joy in small things, when i'm with her, I'm always happy. She is also a person who told me how happiness felt like. Because of this, Because of this, because i love this girl too much, because i want to protect this girl...I am getting a divorce.

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Some women get divorces on the grounds of incompatibility; others, on just the first two syllables.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.

Many a woman would get a divorce if she could do it without making her husband happy.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Regret and fear are twin thieves that rob us of today.

For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.

People do not get married planning to divorce. Divorce is the result of a lack of preparation for marriage and the failure to learn the skills of working together as teammates in an intimate relationship.

It is difficult to make a man miserable while he feels worthy of himself and claims kindred to the great God who made him.

The gem cannot be polished without friction nor man without trials.

So Kim Kardashian is getting a divorce, 72 days after a wedding that is variously reported to have cost $10 million or more. Just to put that in perspective, that sum could have built 200 schools in poor countries around the world for kids who desperately want an education. Then Kardashian could have helped transform the world, not just entertain it. And the schools would have lasted incomparably longer than her marriage.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

Often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one that has been opened for us.