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If you send a damned fool to St. Louis, and you don't tell them he's a damned fool, they'll never find out.

#Foolishness#Humourous
— Mark Twain

Sep 29, 2025

If all the fools in this world should die, lordly God how lonely I should be.

#Foolishness#Humourous
— Mark Twain

Sep 29, 2025

Nature, it appears, has been rather more bountiful to Paul's body and purse than to his intellect; above the ears, speaking bluntly, the boy is strictly tapioca.

#Foolishness#Purses#Humourous
— S. J. Perelman

Sep 29, 2025

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

#Foolishness#Fools And Foolishness#Murphys Law#Use It Or Lose It
— George Bernard Shaw

Sep 29, 2025

The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

#Ignorance#Foolishness#Fool#Fools And Foolishness
— Mark Twain

Sep 29, 2025

Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit.

#Humor#Foolishness#Fool#Fools And Foolishness
— Josh Billings

Sep 29, 2025

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

#Learning#Wise Wisdom#Foolishness#Fools And Foolishness
— Cato the Elder

Sep 29, 2025

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