Lazy People Quotes

Lazy people always intend to start doing something.

Lazy people can't practice Ashtanga Yoga

Jobs are for lazy people who don’t want to invest in themselves.

Mathematics is for lazy people.

Rules are invented for lazy people who don't want to think for themselves.

No verse of Scripture yields its meaning to lazy people.

I can't relate to lazy people. We don't speak the same language. I don't understand you. I don't want to understand you.

The only people who think life should be easy are lazy people

I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success.

Lazy people always work harder than anyone else; they're so eager to get through and lie down again.

A loafer always has the correct time.

Work is the law of the modern world, which has no place for lazy people.

Don't tolerate lazy people. They are losers.

Lazy people tend not to take chances, but express themselves by tearing down other's work.

I was always, and I still am to a certain extent, one of those lazy people who spends a lot of time with Italian friends and yet constantly says I don't speak Italian. Things slow down when I start speaking Italian.

To be thoroughly lazy is a tough job, but somebody has to do it. Industrious people build industry. Lazy people build civilization.

I'm not really that hard-working. We've hung out a lot, and you know that I don't work harder than you. Everyone else is just really lazy. People do half a thing, and then they just go out to lunch.

Anyone can practice. Young man can practice. Old man can practice. Very old man can practice. Man who is sick, he can practice. Man who doesn't have strength can practice. Except lazy people; lazy people can't practice Ashtanga yoga.

Even a foolish old woman like me knows that lazy people don't think for themselves; they only think about themselves.

I get so ticked off at you intellectually lazy people who think that the government is God, that every dollar they get or spend is somehow sacred. There is more fraud and waste and misuse. If the federal government were held accountable to the law as corporations are held accountable, half the federal government would be in prison.

Inspiration is a guest who does not like to visit lazy people.

Diet food is for lazy people.

I know. I'm lazy. But I made myself a New Years resolution that I would write myself something really special. Which means I have 'til December, right?

A cruise ship is a floating town of lazy people.

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the window and squeeze.

Are you willing to push the right buttons even if it means being perceived as the villain? … I'd rather be perceived as a winner than a good teammate. I wish they both went hand in hand all the time but that's just not reality. … I have nothing in common with lazy people who blame others for their lack of success.

Most kids are smarter than most grown-ups. Kids see the world in black and white... They look through all the garbage and see a world run by fools and dullards and lazy people. And there's nothing they can do about it because they have no power.

I choose a lazy person to do a hard job. Because a lazy person will find an easy way to do it.

There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

Gymnasts, lazy people, complainers and successful people have all practiced to be what they are good at. So if you keep practicing being lazy, you will be lazy. If you keep practicing complaining, you will constantly complain. If you practice compassion, generosity, patience, working hard and having a bigger vision, you will become better at it with time because you will create the causes to become better. You are practicing to become better.

Punk was perfect for lazy people, because anyone could do it--you didn't even need to know how to play your instrument, assuming you knew how to plug it in. There was really no difference between Sid Vicious and anyone in London who owned a bass.

Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man.

Lazy people are always anxious to be doing something.

I'm lazy. But it's the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn't like walking or carrying things.