Misquoting Quotes

People are always misquoting me.

How does Satan mislead us? By misquoting Scripture. By leading us astray. By getting us to make excuses instead of repenting.

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the naughtiest of them all?

Many pundits today are in the habit of misquoting Santayana's epigram, Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. Maybe some people have come to grief this way, but they are probably fewer than those who have fallen into the opposite error. One is apt to perish in politics from too much memory, Tocqueville wrote somewhere, with equal truth and greater insight.

All that glitters is not gold.

I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd.

Fasten your seat belts, it's going to be a bumpy night!

The point in the report is that you shouldn't say to somebody just because they're Jewish, you must have an opinion on Israel. Any more than you say to anyone who is a Muslim you must have an opinion on any vile action that's been taken by misquoting the good name of Islam. I just ask people to be respectful and inclusive in their debate.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

I have nothing to offer but blood, toil, tears and sweat.

When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one, an unpitied sacrifice in a contemptible struggle.

... a bad attitude, that the love of money is the root of all evil and the rich are evil and greedy and all that stuff. It’s basically socialism and communism.

The only traditions of the Royal Navy are rum, sodomy and the lash.

All that glisters is not gold.

This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good.

Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.

Now is the winter of our discontent.

The deceitful misquoting of scientists to suit an anti-scientific agenda ranks among the many unchristian habits of fundamentalist authors.

The lack of money is the root of all evil.

I know what you're thinking 'Did he fire six shots or only five?

If one advances confidently in the direction of his dreams, and endeavors to live the life which he has imagined...

Be The Peace You Wish To See In The World!

You can't handle the truth!

Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me... aren't you?

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.