Mobster Quotes

We took care of Kennedy

I can't stand squealers, hit that guy!

I have killed no men, that, in the first place, didn't deserve killing

A boy has never wept...nor dashed a thousand kin

If there is a will, there is always a way my friend

I like to be myself. Misery loves company

Nothing personal, it's just business

It takes many steppingstones, you know, for a man to rise. None can do it unaided

There are three sides to every story. Mine, yours and the truth.

Run from a knife and rush a gun.

You know what I'll do? I'll get a knife and cut out his tongue, and we'll send it to his wife

Las Vegas turns women into men and men into idiots.

Honest people have no ethics

Other kids are brought up nice and sent to Harvard and Yale. Me? I was brought up like a mushroom.

Mobster stories are always a harder sell for me. I don't romanticize organize crime the way others do, though I can be swayed.

There's no such thing as good money or bad money.There's just money.

Four fifty-four for gas... because we have nobody that calls up OPEC... and say, [mobster voice] 'That. Price. Better. Get. Lower. And it better. Get. Lower. Fast.'

I definitely would like to do something serious. Not like a love story, but serious like maybe a gangster or a mobster. A gang or a mob movie would be great.

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.

I took a lot of time off after Mobsters and although I did something I had never done before, which was to direct a play, The Laughter Epidemic, it felt like a vacation.

Vote early and vote often.

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is

The IQ of a mob is the IQ of its dumbest member divided by the number of mobsters.

No one will ever kill me, they wouldn't dare

There are too many governing bodies. They're all corrupt. I think they have replaced the old Mobsters with the kind of 'corporate rule' of boxing.

I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown?

I've been hooked on films ever since I can remember renting VHS tapes. But who got me hooked? I think life did. There wasn't a person or a mentor that got me hooked. I think it was the films themselves that influenced me. A specific memory that comes to mind is watching 'Goodfellas' when I was 12 and thought Robert De Niro looked so cool sitting at the bar smoking a cigarette and contemplating his next "move". I actually would copy his faces gestures and try and get into his mind frame. I would borrow mad dad's clothes and pretend I was a Mobster. So I guess I have to thank Robert DeNiro.

Instead, I cut him. Not deep, but there was enough of a sting in the wound to remind him of what I'd done to the dwarven mobsters in the parking lot - and that I wasn't just some chick with a knife who looked good in black.

We don't break our captains. We kill them.

You don't make up for your sins in church. You do it in the streets. You do it at home. The rest is bullshit and you know it.

'The Sopranos' gets praised as novelistic, but it follows the most banal of life patterns, showing the sheer tedium of being a mobster. It has dead spots, boring plotlines, weak episodes. Characters develop slowly, or don't. Like viewers, a gangster might get bored, fade out of the action, then come back to find none of his debts forgotten.

Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.

Murders came with smiles, shooting people was no big deal for us Goodfellas.

Italians in particular are seen as either benign and child-like (the sweet old nonna with her meatballs), menacing mobsters, or hyper-sexualized housewives and gigolos; the kind of nourishment I'm looking for doesn't lie in any of these stereotypes.

I thought, how do you confuse violent Russian mobsters? Well, by being silly!

A newspaper man wrote an article that I had 300 million dollars, well, I wish I had a million dollars

The great thing about Europe is that things have not been represented [as much]. If you open the door of a bar in Brooklyn in a film you know exactly who is the mobster, who is the nice guy, who is the drunk, who's the waitress, who's the lonely heart. If you push open the door to a bar in Antwerp or Lisbon or Rotterdam, people will talk five different languages. You don't know who's who. You don't know if that guy is a banker or a mobster.

One of the things I like about being a celebrity is that you can get away with murder. Not just metaphorically, literally. Remember that annoying blond dog reporter at E News used to talk smack about me? I paid two mobsters five million dollars each to throw her off the Stratosphere tower in Las Vegas.

I've seen many lives destroyed. I've seen more people have problems with gambling than I have with drugs and alcohol. And there are some serious consequences if you get in over your head.

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer.

I'll make him an offer he can't refuse.

I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.