Never Trust A Man Quotes

never trust a man who won't accept that there is more than one way to spell a word Paraphrased

Never trust a man who has not a single redeeming vice.

Never trust a man who reads only one book.

I have two rules. One is, never trust a man who smokes a pipe. The other is, never trust a man with shiny shoes.

Never trust a man who lays his hand on his heart when he assures you of anything.

You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word.

I never trust a man that doesn't drink.

And I also trust that there's more than one way to do something.

Never trust a man in a jumpsuit

Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on.

Never trust a man whom you know to have acted like a scoundrel to others, whatever friendliness he may profess to feel towards yourself, however plausible he may be, or however kindly he may behave; be sure that, the moment he has anything to gain by so doing, he will "throw you over."

Never trust a man who can dance.

You must trust and believe in people or life becomes impossible.

Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody.

Never trust a man who says he is only a little crooked, and that the crookedness is exercised in your interest.

Never trust a man in red trousers

But I am in the gambling business, for good or ill; it is the business I have chosen, and the only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn't sweat.

Long experience has taught me that people who do not like geraniums have something morally unsound about them. Sooner or later you will find them out; you will discover that they drink, or steal books, or speak sharply to cats. Never trust a man or a woman who is not passionately devoted to geraniums.

Never trust a man who carries a handkerchief, I always say. One of many prejudicial rules of thumb.

A man who doesn't trust himself can never really trust anyone else.

Never trust a man when he's in love, drunk, or running for office.

Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache.

never trust a man who wears a pinkie ring. . . the only jewelry a guy should wear is a wedding band or a super bowl ring

Never trust a man with short legs. His brains are too near his bottom.

Never trust a man in a blue trench coat, never drive a car when you're dead

I should have caught the mistake on that spelling bee card. But as Mark Twain once said, `You should never trust a man who has only one way to spell a word'.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Never trust a man who combs his hair straight from his left armpit.

A man who trusts nobody is apt to be the kind of man nobody trusts.

Never trust the advice of a man in difficulties.

There's more than one way to be a girl

There is more than one way to burn a book.