Never Trust A Woman Quotes

Never trust a woman who wears mauve, whatever her age may be, or a woman over thirty-five who is fond of pink ribbons.

Never trust a woman who doesn’t like to eat. She is probably lousy in bed.

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason.

Never trust a woman who will not lie about her age after thirty. She is unwomanly and unhuman and there is no knowing what crimes she will commit.

Never trust a woman whose father calls her 'Princess'. Chances are she believes it.

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.

I have the simplest tastes. I am always satisfied with the best.