New Years Holiday Quotes

My New Year's resolution was to stop saying 'You go, girl' to myself.

Every man regards his own life as the New Year's Eve of time.

We meet today To thank Thee for the era done, And Thee for the opening one.

Dieting on New Year's Day isn't a good idea as you can't eat rationally but really need to be free to consume whatever is necessary, moment by moment, in order to ease your hangover. I think it would be much more sensible if resolutions began generally on January the second.

A happy New Year! Grant that I May bring no tear to any eye When this New Year in time shall end Let it be said I've played the friend, Have lived and loved and labored here, And made of it a happy year.

Glory to God in highest heaven, Who unto man His Son hath given; While angels sing with tender mirth, A glad new year to all the earth.

Each age has deemed the new-born year the fittest time for festal cheer.

One resolution I have made, and try always to keep, is this: ‘To rise above little things’.

The only way to spend New Year's Eve is either quietly with friends or in a brothel. Otherwise when the evening ends and people pair off, someone is bound to be left in tears.

Why won't they let a year die without bringing in a new one on the instant, can't they use birth control on time? I want an interregnum. The stupid years patter on with unrelenting feet, never stopping - rising to little monotonous peaks in our imaginations at festivals like New Year's and Easter and Christmas - But, goodness, why need they do it?

I made no resolutions for the New Year. The habit of making plans, of criticizing, sanctioning and molding my life, is too much of a daily event for me.

Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution.

I would say happy new year, but it's not happy; it's exactly the same as last year except colder.

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.

New Year's Resolution: To tolerate fools more gladly, provided this does not encourage them to take up more of my time.

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.

Of all sound of all bells... most solemn and touching is the peal which rings out the Old Year.

Ring out the false, ring in the true.

Ring out the old, ring in the new, Ring, happy bells, across the snow: The year is going, let him go; Ring out the false, ring in the true.

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.

Good resolutions are simply checks that men draw on a bank where they have no account.

For last year's words belong to last year's language And next year's words await another voice.

Let our New Year's resolution be this: we will be there for one another as fellow members of humanity, in the finest sense of the word.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us. Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right.

Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.

New Year's is a harmless annual institution, of no particular use to anybody save as a scapegoat for promiscuous drunks, and friendly calls and humbug resolutions.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive.