Olive Garden Quotes

Rick Perry is qualified to be President in the same way that Olive Garden is qualified to be Italy.

My family isn't really Italian. We're more like Olive Garden Italian.

I am officially Jewish, but I’m Jewish in the same way the Olive Garden is an Italian restaurant.

The Olive Garden is bringing back its 'Pasta Pass,' which lets you eat as much pasta as you want for seven weeks. In a related story, Chris Christie just suspended his campaign.

Dreams don't come true. Dreams die. Dreams get compromised. Dreams end up dealing meth in a booth at the back of the Olive Garden. Dreams choke to death on bay leaves. Dreams get spleen cancer.

The CEO of the Olive Garden blames his company's low profits on Obamacare - which is odd because most people won't eat at the Olive Garden until they have health insurance.

America has been conditioned to think of pasta as the never-ending pasta bowl and Olive Garden.

I don't know anything about American history or presidents. I don't know what tailgating is! I've never been to an Olive Garden!