Poodle Dogs Quotes

They're not dogs [poodles], they're art.

There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.

When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget that they're not people.

A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.

Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.

Even the tiniest poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.

No man can fully understand the meaning of love unless he’s owned by a dog.

No one can fully understand the meaning of love unless he's owned a dog. A dog can show you more honest affection with a flick of his tail than a man can gather through a lifetime of handshakes.

When you leave them in the morning, they stick their nose in the door crack and stand there like a portrait until you turn the key eight hours later.

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

The dog is a yes-animal. Very popular with people who can't afford a yes man.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

Sir, this is a unique dog. He does not live by tooth or fang. He respects the right of cats to be cats although he doesn't admire them. He turns his steps rather than disturb an earnest caterpillar. His greatest fear is that someone will point out a rabbit and suggest that he chase it. This is a dog of peace and tranquility.

Dogs, the foremost snobs in creation, are quick to notice the difference between a well-clad and a disreputable stranger.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

Life is like a dogsled race. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.

Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

I began by tinkering around with some old tunes I knew. Then, just to try something different, I set to putting some music to the rhythm that I used in jerking ice-cream sodas at the Poodle Dog. I fooled around with the tune more and more until at last, lo and behold, I had completed my first piece of finished music.

The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal sports, suicides, infanticide, cinema, quackery, demagogy, strikes, lockouts, revolutions, putsches, colonization, electric chairs, guillotines, sabotage, floods, famine, disease, gangsters, money barons, horse racing, fashion shows, poodle dogs, chow dogs, Siamese cats, condoms, peccaries, syphilis, gonorrhea, insanity, neuroses, etc., etc.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.