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No, Groucho is not my real name. I am breaking it in for a friend.
Sep 29, 2025
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
If you find it hard to laugh at yourself, I would be happy to do it for you.
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, he's probably LK Advani
If you love someone, set them free.
If you love someone set them free. If they come back, set them on fire.
He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.
If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?
I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.
The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Calamities are of two kinds: misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me.
The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
Don't be humble... you're not that great.
Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.
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