Short Pants Quotes

I feel it was just a few years ago I was running around in short pants

A child learns to discard his ideals, whereas a grown-up never wears out his short pants.

They kept me in short pants as long as they could, until they were shaving the hair on my legs because it was beginning to photograph.

Perhaps I should have pointed out more often that without her (mother's) guidance and example I might have gone straight from short pants to Long Bay Gaol, which in those days was still in use and heavily populated by larcenous young men who had chosen their parents less wisely.

If you could kick the person in the pants responsible for most of your trouble, you wouldn't sit for a month.

I'd wear clogs, short pants and ladies' bracelets. I created this aura for myself.

When I was growing up, I was teased for being too skinny. I went to summer camp when I was 11. I wore shorts, and the nurse said to me, in front of all my friends, that I was anorexic and that she had to monitor me to make sure I was eating. Because of that trauma, I never wore short pants or short skirts until I was 20.

When I was a little boy in short pants, I dreamed about a miraculous ointment that would make me invisible. Then I became an adult, began to write, and wanted to be successful. Now I'm successful and would like to have the ointment that would make me invisible.