Stupid Conservative Quotes

We should create law based on the God of the Bible.

Literally, if we took away the minimum wage - if conceivably it was gone - we could potentially virtually wipe out unemployment completely because we would be able to offer jobs at whatever level.

Ground Zero mosque supporters, doesn't it stab you in the heart, as it does ours, throughout the heartland? Peaceful Muslims, please refudiate.

The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

The very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more.

The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better.

Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.

We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.

Go back to what our founders and our founding documents meant. They're quite clear that we would create law based on the God of the Bible and the 10 Commandments.

'Refudiate,' 'misunderestimate,' 'wee-wee'd up.' English is a living language. Shakespeare liked to coin new words too. Got to celebrate it!'

Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.

I find it interesting that it was back in the 1970s that the swine flu broke out under another, then under another Democrat president, Jimmy Carter. I'm not blaming this on President Obama, I just think it's an interesting coincidence.

Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

We used to hustle over the border for health care we received in Canada. And I think now, isn't that ironic?

We have a lot of work to do and I‘m afraid that it‘s a very hard struggle, particularly given the situation on the Iraq/Pakistan border.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?

The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.

Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.

What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.

I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.

I was very prejudiced when I started arts school. I, like all of those kids, was like, "I don't like this modern stuff." I came to arts school with a very stupid, conservative set of ideas about art.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

Although it is not true that all conservatives are stupid people, it is true that most stupid people are conservative.

He [Tinky Winky] is purple - the gay-pride color, and his antenna is shaped like a triangle - the gay pride symbol.

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.

The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust.