Stupid Republican Quotes

Don't blame Wall Street. Don't blame the big banks. If you don't have a job and you're not rich, blame yourself!

I'm ready for the 'gotcha' questions and they're already starting to come.

Michele Bachmann... I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to say it.... Tutti-frutti. I know I'm going to get in trouble!

Juarez is reported to be the most dangerous city in America.

We need a leader, not a reader.

The wrong Democratic reaction to a stupid Republican utterance is to play hurt.

From time to time there are going to be things that occur that are acts of God that cannot be prevented.

I had other priorities in the sixties than military service.

Our gays are more macho than their straights.

If Lincoln were alive today, he'd be turning over in his grave.

Isn't that the ultimate homeland security, standing up and defending marriage?

How did [the Holocaust] happen? Because God allowed it to happen. Why did it happen? Because God said, 'My top priority for the Jewish people is to get them to come back to the land of Israel.'

We have a president, who I think is a nice guy, but he spent too much time at Harvard, perhaps.

You can always follow me on Tweeter.

This president (Barack Obama) I think has exposed himself over and over and over again as a guy who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture . . . I’m not saying he doesn't like white people, I’m saying he has a problem. This guy is, I believe, a racist.

[America has to import so many workers because] for the last 35 years we have aborted more than a million people who would have been in our workforce.

Grown men should not be having sex with prostitutes unless they are married to them.

When they ask me who's the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan I'm going to say, you know, I don't know. Do you know? And then I'm going to say how's that going to create one job?

The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is. [...] A manly man don't want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.

My grandmother was not a highly educated woman, but she told me as a small child to quit feeding stray animals. You know why? Because they breed. You're facilitating the problem if you give an animal or a person ample food supply. They will reproduce, especially ones that don't think too much further than that. And so what you've got to do is you've got to curtail that type of behavior. They don't know any better.

Exercise freaks...are the ones putting stress on the health care system.

I would not say that the future is necessarily less predictable than the past. I think the past was not predictable when it started.

We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.

I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine, that injection, and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.

If you've seen one city slum, you've seen them all.

Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.

He [John McCain] is a war hero because he was captured. I like people that weren`t captured.

I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating.

Fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me - you can't get fooled again.

I'll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.

There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.

I will build a great, great wall on our southern border. And I will have Mexico pay for that wall.

I know the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully.

I went to a number of women's groups and said, "Can you help us find folks," and they brought us whole binders full of women.

The greatest threat to America is not necessarily a recession or even another terrorist attack. The greatest threat to America is a liberal media bias.

I feel the best way to ensure Americans' freedom is to tighten restrictions on that freedom in any way possible. Only through wiretaps, illegal searches and seizures, unfettered government intrusion, a controlled media and a complete crackdown on free speech can we ensure the liberties of all people.

What I don't know is what the unexpected might be.

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

These are not bad people. All they are concerned about is to see that their sweet little girls are not required to sit in school alongside some big overgrown Negroes.

Christians, like slaves and soldiers, ask no questions.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you.

Donald J. Trump is calling for a total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the United States.

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

When I see a 9/11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh shut up' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining.

They [China] have indicated that they’re trying to develop nuclear capability and they want to develop more aircraft carriers like we have. So yes, we have to consider them a military threat.

Feminism is a socialist, anti-family, political movement that encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.