Tammy Quotes

Did he really choose Tammy to do his work?

Live one day at a time, and never be afraid.

Larry is back in town...The wedding is set for October. Tammy is threatening to have me in the wedding. Some friends they are.

You know, I'm not sitting here like some little woman standing by my man, like Tammy Wynette. I'm sitting here because I love him, and I respect him, and I honor what he's been through and what we've been through together. And you know, if that's not enough for people, then heck, don't vote for him.

Sometimes it's hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.

And I think that's a singer's job. You know, to really interpret a lyric. There's an art to it, and I think some people are really great at it, like Tammy Wynette and George Jones and Tony Bennett.

Tammy Faye said, "I am so happy that Jessica Hahn is so ugly, because now I don't feel so bad."

Tammy Faye, I pray for every day. I really liked her. I wanted to be in their family.

Tammy Faye, I really like the woman. I wanted to be her kid.

I wake up every morning and I wish I were dead, and so does Jim.

You can educate yourself right out of a relationship with God.

I am pleased as punch no longer to believe in a god who declares reason a sin, who will not choose many noble and great and wise things but has chosen the base things of the world, the foolish things, the weak things and the things which are not. A god who can choose his companions in eternity and prefers Jerry Falwell and Tammy Bakker over Albert Einstein and Marie Curie. I am no longer a fool for Christ's sake. And I have no more desire to be a sheep than to be a fool. It is possible to pull out justification for imposing your will on others, simply by calling your will God's will.

Sometimes at night I worry about TAMMY. I worry that she might get tired of it all. Tired of running at sixty-six terahertz, tired of all those processing cycles, every second of every hour of every day. I worry that one of these cycles she might just halt her own subroutine and commit software suicide. And then I would have to do an error report, and I don't know how I would even begin to explain that to Microsoft.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

I always say shopping is cheaper than a psychiatrist.

I heard Tammy say you could be charming. I haven't seen any proof yet." Oh, his cat like that. "I thought I was very charming when I petted you into orgasm." He shot her a look filled with sexual heat. "I plan to do more of that - right after I teach you about keeping secrets.

But Tammy Faye calls me, and Ron Jeremy calls me, Erik Estrada sends me a Christmas card every year.

Stand by your man. Give him two arms to cling to and something warm to come to.

In my office, I have framed album covers by Dottie West, Connie Smith, Tammy, Dolly, Loretta and Jessi Colter.