Two Dogs Quotes

Don't ever have two dogs. That way you won't know which one to blame.

When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, "The one I feed the most."

I've found a place that would amaze you. People used to live there, but now it's all overgrown and no one goes there. Absolutely no one - only me... Just a little house and a garden. And two dogs.

You're out of luck like two dogs stuck.

I have two dogs. If I had retarded children, I'd be a hero. And yet, the dogs are pretty much the same thing.

In America they got two policemen, five policemen and one car watching each other, each has got a pistol, one has got a machine gun, one' got a shotgun and two dogs growling at each other.

My life contains so many other things; I have my children, my grandchildren, my two dogs and a big place in the country. I have my own life.

The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.

My next door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

Rituals are important. I get up. I take the dogs on a walk around to the front and then I pick up the papers. Then I walk around to the front door, then me and the two dogs come in the house and I give them treats. I make coffee. It's the regularity of these kinds of rituals that I find deeply satisfying.

My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."

I have two dogs and a parrot, so they require a lot of attention. They deserve it.

I have two dogs myself and they are always around when I write, so they tend to creep in there.

A Native American elder once described his own inner struggles in this manner: Inside of me there are two dogs. One of the dogs is mean and evil. The other dog is good. The mean dog fights the good dog all the time. When asked which dog wins, he reflected for a moment and replied, The one I feed the most.

The pair of them were staring at the computer screen like two dogs watching animal planet: very focused, but incapable of turning up the volume or changing the channel. -Manny and Butch

I can't imagine my life without animals. I have two dogs and three cats. Coming home and finding them all lined up at the door waiting for me has got to be one of the sweetest joys of my life.

I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

We have two dogs, Mabel and Wolf, and three cats at home, Charlie, George and Chairman. We have two cats on our farm, Tom and Little Sister, two horses, and two mini horses, Hannah and Tricky. We also have two cows, Holy and Madonna. And those are only the animals we let sleep in our bed.

The more one gets to know of men, the more one values dogs.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

I get a lot of sleep on the bus. I bring two dogs with me, who keep me grounded. I guess that's just in my soul. It's good to know that you're good at something.

I'll be a little bummed out if I make it to my 70s and didn't have a kid. I have two dogs and I know how much I love them. I would like to love and raise a kid.

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

I had gone back home to finish my book in 2011, and that's when these laws really started coming into states all across the country. I needed to get back to Brooklyn, so I had my two dogs and I rented a van and I called up Planned Parenthood and I said, "I have to drive back to Brooklyn. I've got two dogs and a van. What if I did some fundraisers for you along the way?" And they were like, "Who are you?" I was like, "No, this is a super good idea."

From the moment this baby came into our home, those two dogs have never been more in love. It's the most beautiful thing I've ever witnessed. People keep saying, 'Oh, you're a single mom.' I'm like, 'Actually, I'm not. I've got two boys helping.'

I gave away two dogs years ago because I felt guilty at not being able to give them the time and attention they deserved. I now regularly feed an army of squirrels and wild birds around our house.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

The Anti-Vivisector does not deny that physiologists must make experiments and even take chances with new methods. He says that they must not seek knowledge by criminal methods, just as they must not make money by criminal methods. He does not object to Galileo dropping cannon balls from the top of the leaning tower of Pisa; but he would object to shoving off two dogs or American tourists.

But if there were two dogs left in the universe and it were up to us as to whether they were allowed to breed so that we could continue to live with dogs, and even if we could guarantee that all dogs would have homes as loving as the one that we provide, we would not hesitate for a second to bring the whole institution of 'pet' ownership to an end.

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

In this selfish world, the one that never deserts him, the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous, is his dog.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

Lo, when two dogs are fighting in the streets, With a third dog one of the two dogs meets; With angry teeth he bites him to the bone, And this dog smarts for what that dog has done.

I'm an ambassador for Best Friends [Animal Society], an incredible organization that's devoted to the welfare of animals - in particular, trying to help make every animal shelter a no-kill shelter. My two dogs were rescues, and I'm a firm believer in finding every dog or cat a home.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

The Saint Bernards work best in teams of at least three dogs. They are sent out on patrols following storms, and they wander the paths looking for stranded travelers. If they come upon a victim, two dogs lie down beside the person to keep him warm; one of the two licks his face to stimulate him back to consciousness. Meanwhile, another dog will have already started back to the hospice to sound the alarm.

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.