Very Sarcastic Quotes

My whole family is very sarcastic and constantly making jokes.

Colombian humor is very black, very sarcastic.

I can be a very sarcastic person, and sometimes people take every word I say literally.

A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

My father was a very unhappy person, very sarcastic, and my mother was very nervous and worried about what people thought. They weren't monsters, but it wasn't a good childhood.

My mother, father and brothers (I was the youngest of three boys), were all very sarcastic and we were a complete Irish-Catholic family. We didn't talk about our feelings ever, and if we did, we were yelling about them - there was no in-between. That's just carried over so many ways in my life and sabotaged relationships, sabotaged creative stuff.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

This is what happened in love. One of you cried a lot and then both of you grew sarcastic.

I was very bored at school. I found it very easy and slow and grey. My teachers didn't really know how to handle me, because I was very sarcastic. I was over-confident, arrogant, a typical youngest child. I went through periods of withdrawing into myself and school psychologists tried to figure me out, work out why I didn't fit in. I found that irritating, too.

I grew up in a family of ten. You had to have, like, a burst appendix to get the floor.... My brothers and sisters are very quick, intense, brilliant, very sarcastic people. And they were always right there with you, right there, missing not one little throat clearing.