White Pants Quotes

I did not like the way I looked in a pair of white pants.

This is terrific! What fun! Maybe tomorrow I can go to the prom with my brother. The day after, perhaps I can wear white pants and unexpectedly get my period.

I never did like the idea of sitting on newspapers. I did it once, and all the headlines came off on my white pants. On the level! It actually happened. Nobody bought a paper that day. They just followed me around over town and read the news on the seat of my pants.

Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

A Mexican guy named Sam pushes Gary Frankel next to Isabel. "This guy can break your arm with one snap, asshole. Get out of my sight before I sic him on you," Sam says. Gary, who's wearing a coral shirt and white pants, growls to look tough. It doesn't work.

My worst fashion faux pas: probably orange shoes with white pants. I thought I looked spectacular.

White pants should be worn on two occasions: One, never. And two, if you're selling ice cream.

As a southern man, there's two things I'm definitely not scared of: bow ties and white pants.