Youth Funny Quotes

A boy's story is the best that is ever told.

I never took the game home with me. I always left it in some bar.

Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.

Youth is a disease from which we all recover.

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt, as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear.

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

To get back my youth I would do anything in the world, except take exercise, get up early, or be respectable.

The denunciation of the young is a necessary part of the hygiene of older people, and greatly assists the circulation of the blood.

You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear, as young as your hope, as old as your despair.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

There is a fountain of youth: it is your mind, your talents, the creativity you bring to your life and the lives of the people you love. When you learn to tap this source, you will truly have defeated age.

A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.

Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?

When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

To know how to grow old is the master work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living.

Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

All diseases run into one, old age.

There is still no cure for the common birthday.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.

You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.

The years between fifty and seventy are the hardest. You are always being asked to do things, and yet you are not decrepit enough to turn them down.

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

Forty is the old age of youth; fifty the youth of old age.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.