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"When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye."

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Christmas never would have caught on if it had been called Celebrate a Little Jew's Birthday.

— Andy Borowitz

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My fans are so funny, they make me laugh so much. I've got some really, really, funny, clever fans.

— Ellie Goulding

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