"My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey."

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The media character-assassinated me and perceived me as this monster. When you look at my record ... I jumped a taxi as a 21-year-old, which I'm sorry for, and I urinated twice in public. That's in 11 years of football. I've never assaulted women and never been done for drink driving. My conscience is clear.

— Willie Mason