Whiskey And Love Quotes

I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

The light music of whiskey falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.

My God, so much I like to drink Scotch that sometimes I think my name is Igor Stra-whiskey.

Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.

If when you say 'whiskey' you mean the devil's brew, the poison scourge, the bloody monster that defiles innocence, dethrones reason... then I am certainly against it. But, if when you say 'whiskey' you mean the oil of conversation, the philosophic wine... the drink that enables a man to magnify his joy... then I am certainly for it. This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.

Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.

Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.

Don't you drink? I notice you speak slightingly of the bottle. I have drunk since I was fifteen and few things have given me more pleasure.

God made yeast, as well as dough, and loves fermentation just as dearly as he loves vegetation.

When you work hard all day with your head and know you must work again the next day what else can change your ideas and make them run on a different plane like whisky?

Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast.

Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.

Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.

The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.