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The best thing as an actor, the best tool you have is your imagination. That you kind of take things that have happened, and then go and expand on them. However small it is, you use your imagination to create what that reality is. There's something kind of fun when you're not old enough to do anything, driving a car, getting into a bar, drinking, going to a party you don't belong to, something when you're young in that innocent way.
Sep 25, 2025
When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
In heaven there is no beer. That's why we drink ours here.
May the saddest day of your future be no worse than the happiest day of your past.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
I don't like jail, they got the wrong kind of bars in there.
I should never have switched from Scotch to Martinis.
The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him.
No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer.
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
He that drinks fast, pays slow. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. There can't be good living where there is not good drinking.
Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, it makes you lean...Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
There is nothing which has yet been contrived by man, by which so much happiness is produced as by a good tavern.
There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
I drink to make other people interesting.
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
My grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle.
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it.
Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.