Beer Drinking Quotes

You can have a wrestling idea, but you need to have these momentum-shifting moves. We had the Hulkamania movement, then it shifted to the beer-drinking, Stone Cold era, we reinvented the business with growing the black beard and becoming the bad guy, what's that next level.

I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.

Beer, if drank with moderation, softens the temper, cheers the spirit, and promotes health.

Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?

And malt does more than Milton can to justify God's ways to man.

I am a firm believer in the people. If given the truth, they can be depended upon to meet any national crisis. The great point is to bring them the real facts.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

I drink to make other people interesting.

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty.

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don't actually live longer; it just seems longer.

Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.

Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.

When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!

Who cares how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

The chief reason for drinking is the desire to behave in a certain way, and to be able to blame it on alcohol.

Work is the curse of the drinking classes.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Fill with mingled cream and amber, I will drain that glass again. Such hilarious visions clamber Through the chamber of my brain — Quaintest thoughts — queerest fancies Come to life and fade away; What care I how time advances? I am drinking ale today.

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.

One sip of this will bathe the drooping spirits in delight, beyond the bliss of dreams.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and answer to, all of life's problems.

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same. It yanks you out of your body and your mind and throws you against the wall. I have the feeling that drinking is a form of suicide where you're allowed to return to life and begin all over the next day. It's like killing yourself, and then you're reborn. I guess I've lived about ten or fifteen thousand lives now.

Drinking is an emotional thing. It joggles you out of the standardism of everyday life, out of everything being the same.

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.

A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a "support group". Salvation in a can!

Life, alas, is very drear. Up with the glass! Down with the beer!

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.

You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.

The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one.

People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how to swim.

Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.