Being Stupid Quotes

The stuff that I'm saying, they're not really traditional, structured jokes. It's not like I'm talking about growing up in Chicago or anything remotely close to that. It's basically me juggling words and concepts and phrases and being stupid.

I’d like to. Problem is, I’m not stupid.” “You act stupid.” “Right. Thanks for that. For your information, there’s a difference between acting stupid and being stupid.” “It’s a fine line, but someone has to draw it.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

anything a guy can do a girl can do better...except being stupid

Sometimes I feel like a complete kid when I'm running around with my friends being stupid for a week, and then sometimes I just want to sit in my house and sip tea and watch old movies like I'm 60.

Generally, I like to appear smart. I don't admit being stupid when there's any hope I'm not.

A lot of people who go into prison go into prison straight - and when they come out, they're gay.

The difference between us and a computer is that, the computer is blindingly stupid, but it is capable of being stupid many, many million times a second.

The friendship that you create between you and a mom - or you and an older woman figure - is so important and so influential. I think that my relationship with my sister, my relationship with my best friends - when I'm feeling really terrible about myself, they're always there to let me know that I am being dramatic about something, or I'm being stupid about something - it's good to have those kinds of people to drag you back down and protect you.

If people were not wicked I should not mind their being stupid; but, to our misfortune, they are both.

For women raised in the '70s, high heels can still carry a stigma; they're associated with being stupid, with just wanting to please a man. Other women find them empowering.

Somebody can become a celebrity for being stupid. That is what it's turned into

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

Baseball is a sport where being stupid and keeping things really simple a lot of times is the right way to do things. There are very few guys that are capable of processing a lot of information and applying it and still being good at it. … I don't want to name names, but there were guys I played with that were so stupid that they're really good, because their mind never gets in the way.

Time flies when you’re being stupid.

I didn't get to be this smart by not being stupid

So, thanks,” Vivian said. “For what?” I looked up at her, confused. “For being stupid enough to love your crazy, murdering lunatic of a sister and being such a pathetic dork that I couldn’t help but love you, too

I wanted to be like an actor or a comedian for a little while, because I was always wanting to make people laugh, and being stupid, so I never thought I'd be doing a job where you always have to look nice, and polished and sophisticated.

It is not merely that people must die and people must suffer, if not here, then there. But what is dreadful is that the world goes on and people go on being stupidly cruel - in the old ways and all the time.

You can't help being young, but it's past time that you stopped being stupid.

Every great idea is on the verge of being stupid.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Life is hard but being stupid makes it harder.

You don't get old being stupid.

Whenever a man does a thoroughly stupid thing, it is always from the noblest motives.

The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt.

For most of us, I think it's easier to admit doing wrong than being stupid.

Mere animals couldn’t possibly manage to act like this. You need to be a human being to be really stupid.

I wish I were dumber so I could be more certain about my opinions. It looks fun.

It's sort of what jazz would be if it stopped being snobby and what rock would be if it stopped being stupid.

Life is tough, but it's tougher when you're stupid.

Sometimes love isn't about being smart. Sometimes it's about being stupid together.

To be just without being mad (and the madder you get the madder you get), to be peaceful without being stupid, to be interested without being compulsive, to be happy without being hysterical... smoke grass.

Love is being stupid together.

We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid.

Learn all you can, don't be lazy. Nothing's worse than being stupid. Being broke is bad, but being stupid is what's really bad. And what's really really bad is being broke and stupid. Nothing's much worse than that. Unless you're sick. Sick, broke and stupid, that’s about as far as you can fall unless you're ugly. Surely that would be the ultimate; ugly, sick, broke and stupid.

Obamacare is really I think the worst thing that has happened in this nation since slavery.

People were paid lots of money to make stupid decisions, people in big banks, and when people are paid to be stupid they'll be stupid. The question was, did they know they were being stupid or were they just stupid? I think you need to take it on a case by case basis. There was some sinister activity, but I think by and by it was people being incentivised to do the wrong thing.

But you are right, being stupid is not illegal. Otherwise half this town would be behind bars.

As long as we are flippant and stupid and shallow and think that we know ourselves, we shall never give ourselves over to Jesus Christ; but when once we become conscious that we are infinitely more than we can fathom, and infinitely greater in possibility either for good or bad than we can know, we shall be only too glad to hand ourselves over to Him.

Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Foolishness is more than being stupid, that deadly combination of arrogance and ignorance.

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.

I got a lot of support from my parents. That's the one thing I always appreciated. They didn't tell me I was being stupid; they told me I was being funny.

The metaphor of the king as the shepherd of his people goes back to ancient Egypt. Perhaps the use of this particular convention is due to the fact that, being stupid, affectionate, gregarious, and easily stampeded, the societies formed by sheep are most like human ones.

This is probably the advantage of being stupid. Stupid people just do. We tend to overthink. If we could eliminate the “over” and just think, then we could do, too. Only we’d be smarter doers because we’d be thinkers.

Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.

I came to realize,people who had Chinese accents will continue to have Chinese accents in America are treated as being stupid or not as intelligent as an English speaker who is fluent with an American accent - I came to realize why. But it's always fascinated me how quickly you can change where you stand with another human being just based on how you speak.

It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.