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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Oct 2, 2025
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you haven't committed.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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