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If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.
Oct 1, 2025
You're birthday reminds me of the old Chinese scholar..... Yung No Mo
If you're not getting older, you're dead.
I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.
A birthday is just another day where you go to work and people give you love. Age is just a state of mind, and you are as old as you think you are. You have to count your blessings and be happy.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
With mirth and laughter let old wrinkles come.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
Like many women my age, I am 28 years old.
Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents, and only one for birthday presents, you know.
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Time and tide wait for no man.
Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.
In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.
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