Cereal Quotes

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

Why do eight out of ten new consumer products fail? Sometimes because they are too new. The first cold cereals were rejected by consumers. More often new products fail because they are not new enough.

My mom was [a hippie]. We weren't allowed sugar cereal. We weren't allowed processed foods - except Van de Kamp's fish sticks. We never locked the front door.

I married a damned cereal killer

While traveling, I love granola bars, trail mix nuts, dry cereal and fruit for on-the-go snacks. I also try and start the day with a high fiber and protein meal, such as whole-grain toast with peanut butter.

Buy Space Ghost cereal, but don't eat the prizes.

I'm a cereal girl. I have always loved my cereal ever since I was a kid.

Well, when I was a kid and I watched Speed Racer, I used to always watch it in the morning with my cereal. And when I ate the cereal, I would pour soda into the cereal because we never really had milk for some reason. I don't know.

I love Kashi. I eat cereal like a little kid. I carry it in my purse.

Rice at present prices provides more food for the money than most of the other cereals.

Philosophy is talk on a cereal box.

Writing is 90 percent procrastination: reading magazines, eating cereal out of the box, watching infomercials.

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

On the morning of the fourth day, Jamie tipped a switchblade out of his box of cornflakes.   “I think these promotional campaigns have really got out of hand,” he said, freezing with his hand on the milk carton. “One shiny free knife with every packet of cereal bought is not a good message to send out to the kiddies.

Of course, we all inevitably work too hard, then we get burned out and have to spend the whole weekend in our pajamas, eating cereal straight out of the box and staring at the TV in a mild coma (which is the opposite of working, yes, but not exactly the same thing as pleasure).

Oblivion eyes on a cereal box, the warm blinds of a father lost and last to know lost and last to love last boy lost you can't see even a bubble once it's popped

I remember being superyoung, like nine or ten years old, and thinking, 'Man, I wonder what famous people eat for breakfast. They must have some special kind of cereal!' My mind was so warped by the idea of fame.

Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal.

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

That was his mother. When she wasn't crying over the breakfast cereal, she was laughing about killing herself.

Books have become products, like cereal or perfume or deodorant.

Really, the moment you have any idea, the second thought that enters your mind after the original idea is, "What is this? Is it a book, is it a movie, is it a this, is it a that, is it a short story, is it a breakfast cereal?" Really, from that moment, your decision about what kind of thing it is then determines how it develops.

Cereal production in the rain-fed areas still remains relatively unaffected by the impact of the green revolution, but significant change and progress are now becoming evident in several countries

I loved to read, and I think any child who loves to read will read anything, including the back of the cereal box, which I did every morning.

Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial.

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

If you eat the same cereal every day it's gonna get old. And if I had thought about snowboarding every day, I would have quit a long time ago.

Don't eat breakfast cereals that change the color of your milk.

I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple.

Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind of breakfast cereal you like.

When I was little, I wasn't allowed to put sugar on my breakfast cereal because it made me so hyper.

The Breakfast of Champions isn't cereal, it's the competition!

Breakfast cereals that come in the same colors as polyester leisure suits make oversleeping a virtue.

Do you know what breakfast cereal is made of? It's made of all those little curly wooden shavings you find in pencil sharpeners!

Of all the everyday plants of the earth, grass is the least pretentious and the most important to mankind. It clothes the earth is an unmistakable way. Directly or indirectly it provides the bulk of man's food, his meat, his bread, every scrap of his cereal diet. Without grass we would all starve, we and all our animals. And what a dismal place this world would be!

To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.

Foreigners are sending messages to the planets. We are sending rice and cereals to our dead fore-father through the Brahmins. It is a wise deed?

Writing a new film about cereal killers. Not serial killers, cereal killers. The main character can eat two, three boxes at a time.

I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.

It was hard to feel the right emotions at the right times. They didn’t come at all when you set a place for them, and they sacked when you weren’t ready, when you were just innocently flossing your teeth, for example, or eating a bowl of cereal.

I love cereal. I eat several bowls a day, mostly a few late at night.

That’s Narmer with the spoon,” I guessed. “Angry because the other bloke stole his breakfast cereal?

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Taylor clapped three times for attention. "Ladies! Ladies! My stars! That's enough. Now. We all know Miss Arkansas's girls are fake, Miss Ohio's easier than making cereal, and Miss Montana's dress is something my blind meemaw would wear to bingo night." - "Beauty Queens

I can't tell you enough about cinnamon. Cinnamon is an awesome spice to use and it goes great with something like apples in the morning or in a mixture of fruit or in your oatmeal or even in your cereal.

Cereal eating is almost a marker for a healthy lifestyle. It sets you up for the day, so you don't overeat.

Green clovers. Blue diamonds. Orange Stars. Pink hearts. Purple horseshoes. Man, I never know if I'm looking at a bowl of cereal or having another acid flashback.

Right now, Im very healthy. I have no vices left. Except sugary breakfast cereal. And absinthe, of course.

I was watching a collection of vintage '80s cereal commercials when I paused to wonder why cereal manufacturers no longer included toy prizes inside every box. It was a tragedy, in my opinion. Another sign that civilization was going straight down the tubes.

Every film is a remake of a previous film, or a remake of a television series that everyone loved in the 1960s, or a remake of a television series that everyone hated in the 1960s. Or it's a theme park ride; it will soon come to breakfast cereal mascots.