Dental Work Quotes

I've been giving free money seminars for the troops at Walter Reed Hospital and one of the Iraqi War Vets realized that the military wouldn't pay for the dental work he needed.

I hate the rich snots here with a fervent passion I usually reserve only for dental work and my father.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

I got some real rough dental work done not long ago, and my mouth's still numb right here [points to the left side of his chin]. So it kind of messes with my speech a little bit, so don't y'all think that I took too many cos I haven't.

Darla [from Buffy The Vampire Slayer] wasn't Darla in the beginning, by the way. Darla was just Vampire Girl #1. But I just started adding a little bit of glee and joy into everything she did and just relied on the fact that the prosthetic does the work. And then I didn't have to be scary. The prosthetic was scary enough. I just had to smile and show off Darla's really great dental work.

I am terribly British. Especially in the eyes of Americans. I drink several gallons of tea a day, I'm often excessively polite and it's only through many years of expensive and painful dental work that I don't have bad teeth.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.