Dentistry Quotes

In general, life is better than it has ever been, and if you think that, in the past, there was some golden age of pleasure and plenty to which you would, if you were able, transport yourself, let me say one single word : Dentistry.

Had a filling done yesterday with no freezing, natural materials, essentials oils, and homeopathic remedies. We absolutely must push for more holistic biological dentistry.

Home schooling as an idea is on a par with home dentistry.

Golf is played with a number of striking implements more intricate in shape than those used in any form of recreation except dentistry.

Perhaps the best reason to consider the hard sciences is that, well, one study suggests science, engineering, medicine, and dentistry graduates live longer than arts graduates (or law grads). So whatever money you make you can keep a bit longer.

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous.

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

If you enjoy shaming people, I suggest dentistry as a profession.

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous. But I made sure I got moldings of my old teeth beforehand because I miss them.

With modern American dentistry it is simply amazing to see what transformation can be wrought in a single day.

When you think of the good old days, think one word: dentistry.

I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth.

One said a tooth drawer was a kind of unconscionable trade, because his trade was nothing else but to take away those things whereby every man gets his living.

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be.

Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth.

Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.

We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill.

A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.

An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain.

If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.

There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently

Every tooth in a man's head is more valuable than a diamond.

Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.

I don't get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.

Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket.

There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel of his teeth. Some evils admit of consolations, but there are no comforters for dyspepsia and the toothache.

Dentistry is more impressive in town-what the rural man calls cleaning the teeth is called "prophylaxis" in New York.

Business ethics has always had problems that are distinct from those of other professions, such as medicine, law, engineering, dentistry, or nursing.

First dentistry was painless. Then bicycles were chainless, Carriages were horseless, And many laws enforceless. Next cookery was fireless, Telegraphy was wireless, Cigars were nicotineless, And coffee caffeineless. Soon oranges were seedless, The putting green was weedless, The college boy was hatless, The proper diet fatless. New motor roads are dustless, The latest steel is rustless, Our tennis courts are sodless, Our new religion--godless.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

Arnold was on the 'Today' show today, he was a little light on specifics. He said he could solve California's $38 billion budget deficit, without cutting spending or raising taxes because there was a third way. What is it? Let's just say it involves a robot going back in time to convince Gray Davis to go into dentistry.

Put your money where your mouth is.

I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually induced dentistry aversion.

Show people tend to treat their finances like their dentistry. They assume the man handling it knows what he is doing.

In India in particular, where millions have no home but the streets, virtually every life event is carried out in public: prayer, eating, sleeping, nursing, crude dentistry, even bodily functions. In the secular West, where nothing is sacred, everything seems hidden; yet in Asia, where nothing is hidden, everything is sacred.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

I'm always amazed to hear of air crash victims so badly mutilated that they have to be identified by their dental records. What I can't understand is, if they don't know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

The painting world is awash with people who cannot paint. This is a condition that would not be tolerated in other professions such as Dentistry, Medicine, or among members of the Airline Pilot's Association.

Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

I'm sort of fascinated by America's fascination with rednecks, the whole Duck Dynasty thing. Being a white guy from the South, I find it amazing that so many TV viewers are enchanted by beards, bad dentistry and moonshine accents.