Dumb Blonde Quotes

Eskimos are uncivilised because they don't have any shops.

I don't really think, I just walk.

Wal-mart... do they like make walls there?

It costs a lot of money to look this cheap.

I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

I was the first woman to burn my bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.

If you Google me, you'll find plenty of "dumb blonde" references - even though I graduated with honors from Stanford and studied at Oxford University. I don't let it bother me.

I've learned that sometimes when people don't like what you have to say, and don't want to debate you on ideas, it's just easier to call you a dumb blonde from Fox News.

Her problem wasn't she was a dumb blonde, it was she wasn't a blonde and she wasn't dumb.

It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.

The one and original lovable monster is lost amid all the hydraulic manipulations in what now emerges as the story of a dumb blonde who falls for a huge plastic finger.

I've been noticing gravity since I was very young.

If people think I'm a dumb blonde, because of the way I look, then they're dumber than they think I am. If people think I'm not very deep because of my wigs and outfits, then they're not very deep.

Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

I think that the film Clueless was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

It takes a smart brunette to play a dumb blonde.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

The myth of the strong black woman is the other side of the coin of the myth of the beautiful dumb blonde.

It was a blonde. A blonde to make a bishop kick a hole in a stained-glass window.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

You have to be smart to play a dumb blonde over and over again and keep the audience's attention without extraordinary physical equipment.

Arthur Miller wouldn't have married me if I had been nothing but a dumb blonde.

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.