Dumb Sports Quotes

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

[My] career was sputtering until [I] did a 360 and got headed in the right direction.

He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

I don't think there's anybody in this organization not focused on the 49ers...I mean Chargers.

Sparky's the only guy I know who's written more books than he's read.

I dunno. I never smoked any Astroturf. (When asked whether he preferred grass or Astroturf

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

Yankee pitchers have had great success this year against Cabrera when they get him out.

You can sum up this sport in two words: You never know.

I can go right, I can go left, I'm amphibious.

Hawaii doesn't win many games in the United States.

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

When you're rich, you don't write checks. Straight cash, homey.

Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.

Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl.

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

The lead car is unique, except for the one behind it which is identical.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

When you get that nice celebration coming into the dugout and you're getting your ass hammered by guys, there's no better feeling than to have that done.

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important.

The Refrigerator" Perry: "I've been big ever since I was little.

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck.

Pro football is like nuclear warfare. There are no winners, only survivors.

Left hand, right hand, it doesn't matter. I'm amphibious.

I owe a lot to my parents, especially by mother and my father.

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.