Stupid Sports Quotes

Certain people are for me and certain people are pro me.

There are two ways of getting the ball. One is from your own team-mates, and that's the only way

I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling.

I never make predictions and I never will.

The thing about goalscorers is that they score goals.

A game is not won until it is lost.

I'm going to make a prediction - it could go either way.

My parents have been there for me, ever since I was about 7.

The only thing that keeps this organization from being recognized as one of the finest in baseball is wins and losses at the major league level.

I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggguulliing...We're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you!

Every time that I have ever tried to help a woman out, I have been incarcerated.

He's one of the best power forwards of all-time. I take my hands off to him.

Therapy can be a good thing; it can be therapeutic.

Well, Rickey's not one of them, so that's 49 percent right there.

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

I've been consistent in patches this season.

And with just 4 minutes gone, the score is already 0-0.

We must have had 99 per cent of the match. It was the other three per cent that cost us.

I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.

Cycling is such a stupid sport. Next time you are in a car travelling at 40mph think about jumping out - naked. That's what it's like when we crash.

I definitely want Brooklyn to be christened, but I don't know into what religion yet.

I wouldn't be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.

Both sides have scored a couple of goals, and both sides have conceded a couple of goals.

I always used to put my right boot on first, and then obviously my right sock.

I couldn't settle in Italy - it was like living in a foreign country.

They're the second best team in the world, and there's no higher praise than that.

The sun has been there for 500, 600 years.

Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points they almost always win.

Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something.

Ray Lewis is the type of guy, if he were in a fight with a bear I wouldn't help him, I'd pour honey on him because he likes to fight. That's the type of guy Ray Lewis is.

Reading won't have the confidence to be confident

The only reason I don't like playing in the World Series is I can't watch myself play.

My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.

Don't say I don't get along with my teammates. I just don't get along with some of the guys on the team.

We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees.

The reason we call that pitch up and in is because the arms are attached to the shoulder.

I feel like I'm the best, but you're not going to get me to say that.

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing - but none of them serious.

You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle.

You guys line up alphabetically by height.

I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.

I never comment on referees and I'm not going to break the habit of a lifetime for that prat.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.

If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.

The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Somebody actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.