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You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
Sep 29, 2025
You call it madness, but I call it love.
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing.
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.
I've learned that you can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll panic and give in.
You can't make someone love you, all you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.
First love is a kind of vaccination which saves a man from catching the complaint the second time.
I love you like a fat kid love cake.
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Love is like war; easy to begin, hard to end.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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