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I can't take his genius any more.
Oct 1, 2025
What happened? Satan was busy?
Workaholicism is such a tough addiction to get over. I had to divorce my wife because she was an enabler.
The worst reconciliation is better than the best divorce.
In our family we don't divorce our men - we bury them.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always
The only solid and lasting peace between a man and his wife is, doubtless, a separation.
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years.
Conrad Hilton was very generous in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5,000 Gideon Bibles.
Its easier to get a divorce than pass the driving test. Now its just a basic form-filling exercise.
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
Divorce sucks. Let me tell you, after five years of marriage, it is devastating to have the person with the good credit move out.
My husband and I have never considered divorce... murder sometimes, but never divorce.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
It was one of those ridiculous arrangements that couples make when they are separating, but before they are divorced - when they still imagine that children and property can be shared with more magnanimity than recrimination.
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.
Divorce is probably of nearly the same date as marriage. I believe, however, that marriage is some weeks the more ancient.
A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.
You know, Elizabeth Taylor must be in Heaven going, 'Alright, fire two honey!'
Alimony - the ransom that the happy pay to the devil.
Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
She cried, and the judge wiped her tears with my checkbook.
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage.
The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
You can't stay married in a situation where you are afraid to go to sleep in case your wife might cut your throat.
In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.
American husbands are the best in the world; no other husbands are so generous to their wives, or can be so easily divorced.
A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.
Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.
To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.
I can't get divorced because I'm a Catholic. Catholics don't get divorced. They stay together through anger and hatred and festering misery, just like God intended.
Marriage isn't all that it's cracked up to be, let me tell you. Honestly. Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
Marriage is probably the chief cause of divorce.
I do not consider divorce an evil by any means. It is just as much a refuge for women married to brutal men as Canada was to the slaves of brutal masters.
A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
Half of all marriages end in divorce- and then there are the really unhappy ones.
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.
Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
What we wait around a lifetime for with one person, we can find in a moment with someone else.
There are four stages to marriage. First there's the affair, then there's the marriage, then children, and finally the fourth stage, without which you cannot know a woman, the divorce.
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.