Funny Fish Quotes

I'm doing quite a lot of painting on stones - little funny fish and animals.

Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish.

Fly fishermen are born honest, but they get over it.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

If I fished only to capture fish, my fishing trips would have ended long ago.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

Fishing, with me, has always been an excuse to drink in the daytime

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

Good things come to those who initiate.

I love fishing. You put that line in the water and you don't know what's on the other end. Your imagination is under there.

Fishing is much more than fish. It is the great occasion when we may return to the fine simplicity of our forefathers.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

The charm of fishing is that it is the pursuit of what is elusive but attainable, a perpetual series of occasions for hope.

There is no greater fan of fly fishing than the worm.

The fishing was good; it was the catching that was bad.

Good things come to those who hustle

Good things come to those who wait.

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl.

Calling fishing a hobby is like calling brain surgery a job.

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

The gods do not deduct from man's allotted span the hours spent in fishing.

Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after.

The two best times to fish is when it's raining and when it ain't.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime; give a man religion and he will die praying for a fish.

I don't know what's on the other side.

We do not know what is on the other side of the storm.