Funny Sexy Quotes

The musical stuff I'd go up for was always funny, sexy, tough-as-nails, heart-of-gold characters.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

These days, the selfie and its main outlet, Instagram, generally come in for much adult loathing. But consider this: The selfie is a tiny pulse of girl pride—a shout-out to the self. … The selfie suggests something in picture form—I think I look [beautiful] [happy] [funny] [sexy]. Do you?—that a girl could never get away with saying. It puts the gaze of the camera squarely in a girl’s hands, and along with it, the power to influence the photo’s interpretation.

Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It's much sexier than any body part.

A promiscuous person is a person who is getting more sex than you are.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

When turkeys mate they think of swans.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?

[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I guess I was lucky - "zaftig" is kind of a nice word. It could have been, "Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho."

Goldie Hawn is funny, sexy, beautiful, talented, intelligent, warm, and consistently sunny. Other than that, she doesn't impress me at all.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

It is better to be unfaithful than to be faithful without wanting to be.

I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

Isn't it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?

At once, it’s clear I cannot gush. We try me playing cocky, but I just don’t have the arrogance. Apparently, I’m too “vulnerable” for ferocity. I’m not witty. Funny. Sexy. Or mysterious By the end of the session, I am no one at all.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead.