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I think Irish women are strong as horses, incredibly loyal and for the most part, funny, witty, bright and optimistic in the face of devastating reality.
Oct 1, 2025
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.
All my friends are funny, witty, fun-loving people. As are my parents, and the people I work with. I get at least a couple of good laughs in every day.
Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
Knowledge is realizing that the street is one way; wisdom is looking in both directions anyway.
He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
I can resist everything except temptation.
Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
Two wrongs don't make a right.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
If you're going through hell, keep going.
In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.
He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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