Good Sex Quotes

Greed is good. Sex is easy. Youth is forever.

When theres love theres good sex.

Wherein we discover that many of the "rules" for good writing and good sex are the same: Keep your hand moving, lose control, and don't think.

Good sex isn't just fun, it keeps us sane and happy. Having sex with someone makes us feel wanted, alive and potent.

There is only one good sex. The female one.

Sex is hard to write about because you lose the universal and succumb to the particular. We all have our different favorites. Good sex is impossible to write about. Lawrence and Updike have given it their all, and the result is still uneasy and unsure. It may be that good sex is something fiction just can't do - like dreams. Most of the sex in my novels is absolutely disastrous. Sex can be funny, but not very sexy.

People don't mind immoral messages. They don't mind art which says that murder is good, cruelty is good, sex for sex's sake is good. They like it, provided the message is wrapped up a little. And they like messages saying that murder is bad, cruelty is bad, and love is love is love is love. What they can't stand is to be told it all doesn't matter, they can't stand formlessness.

There are only two guidelines in good sex, Don't do anything you don't really enjoy and find out what are your partner needs and dont balk them if you can help it.

Sex was never as neat as the movies made it. Real sex was messy. Good sex was messier.

I'm a pretty open person. Like, if I have good sex, then the next day I'm going to tell everyone I know about it.

Good sex is a mystery. Perhaps humping and pumping is not a mystery, but good sex is a mystery, and how human beings become truly intimate remains a mystery.

Nobody leaves a house where there is peace, joy and good sex.

Self-respect. It would make me lovable. And it's the secret to good sex.

Skiing is better than sex actually, because for me a good round of sex might be seven minutes. Skiing you can do for seven hours.

In Spain we have a saying about the essentials of life: good food, good wine, good sex, good sleep.

There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

My fondest wish, I suppose, would be to die at the keyboard right after finishing a book, perhaps with a little time off to have some really good sex. It's not, 'Oh, thank God, this is book No. 250. I can die now.'

Fact: Girls who are having a good sex thing stay in New York. The rest want to spend their summer vacations in Europe.

Sex is the best high. It's better than any drug. I want to die making love because it feels so good.

The good thing about masturbation is that you don't have to get dressed up for it.

Good sex can be anything, including dirty.

Good sex is an all-day affair. You can't treat your wife like a servant and expect her to be eager to sleep with you at night. Your wife's sexual responsiveness will be determined by how willingly you help out with the dishes, the kids' homework, or that leaky faucet that drips throughout the night.

We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it's a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.

Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.

Good food, good sex, good digestion, good sleep: to these basic animal pleasures, man has added nothing but the good cigarette.

I'm not really much of a shopper. I have to say that I'd definitely prefer good sex. What makes good sex? Oh my god. I think you need to feel free and you have to really trust the other person. And you have to have that strange, mysterious chemical connection.

Hump it, bump it, whack it! It might be a recipe for a good sex life but it won't win the World Cup.

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Giving a reader a sex scene that is only half right is like giving her half a kitten. It is not half as cute as a whole kitten; it is a bloody, godawful mess. A half-good sex scene is not half as hot; it actually moves into the negative numbers, draining any heat from the surrounding material.

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework.

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

I've always thought that the key to a good sex life is variety. That's why God gave me two hands. Humans love sex, we need sex, it's how we connect, it reminds us we're alive, it's the third most basic human need, after food and good movie popcorn.

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?

I'm inspired to write songs by all kinds of things. Good sex with a good man, that might inspire a song. Bad sex - that might inspire a different kind of song.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.

Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

Writing is the most fun you can have by yourself.