Hockey Fan Quotes

I love to play hockey. I'm a huge hockey fan and I love to play as well.

Sometimes people ask, 'Are hockey fights real?' I say, 'If they weren't, I'd get in more of them.

Arrive at the net with the puck and in ill humor.

He brings something special. I don't know what it is, but if you ask him, you couldn't understand his answer.

Ice hockey is a form of disorderly conduct in which the score is kept.

I skate to where the puck is going to be, not where it has been.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA.

A puck is a hard rubber disk that hockey players strike when they can't hit one another.

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records.

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place.

Canada is a country where the serious writers are hockey fans and readers of comic books. They don't play chess.

I always played hockey, I was always a hockey fan, but I was never bitten by the hockey bug... I never looked into playing it professionally.

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust.

How would you like a job where, if you made a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo?

Its an honor to be chosen to represent the best hockey game in the world,... Hockey fans are looking for the most authentic experience and NHL 2K6 delivers it.

Street hockey is great for kids. It's energetic, competitive, and skilful. And best of all, it keeps them off the street.

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity.

Great moments are born from great opportunities.

Every day is a great day for hockey.

Half the game is mental, the other half is being mental.

Wait'll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners.

A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be.

I'm an avid hockey fan and I've been playing for about 17 years, and somebody recently told me that the first organized hockey teams in Canada were all black. Telling those stories would be cool.

Hockey captures the essence of Canadian experience in the New World. In a land so inescapably and inhospitably cold, hockey is the chance of life, and an affirmation that despite the deathly chill of winter we are alive.

By the age of 18, the average American has witnessed 200,000 acts of violence on television, most of them occurring during Game 1 of an NHL playoff series.

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Hockey belongs to the Cartoon Network, where a person can be pancaked by an ACME anvil, then expanded - accordion-style - back to full stature, without any lasting side effect.