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Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Oct 2, 2025
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty.
You can't put a price tag on preparation for a pandemic.
The triumph of hope over experience.
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Well, you know, the definition of second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Love is a state of mind which has nothing to do with the mind.
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
You know it's love when you want to give joy and damn the consequences.
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
No matter how lovesick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along!
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
It takes a moment to tell someone you love them, but it takes a lifetime to prove it.
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
A frog in love would not be enchanted to learn that her beloved had turned into Prince Charming.
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one.
I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not love her.
In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.
To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
"A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears."
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.
I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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