Karaoke Quotes

I don't believe in karaoke. Let's let the singers sing.

A lot of people go, "I'm influenced by the Beatles and Zeppelin," and they just sound like a karaoke.

I told Bernie Taupin that his best lyrics were for Song For Guy just because it doesn't have any words in it. But there you go... I'm a wind up! But a good Elton song for karaoke is I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues... "laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder under the covers..." Everyone can join in!

I don't like karaoke very much. I like being around it, but I don't like singing it. If I had to sing a karaoke song, it's usually "Son of a Preacher Man" by Dusty Springfield.

I have no talent when it comes to pianos or guitars or any of that, even karaoke. For karaoke, I have to be wasted to get up there and sing.

When I go to karaoke, I'm still the worst guy there.

I'm a huge karaoke fan. Oh my God. I'm one of those girls who don't give the mic away. It's a problem. I'm a closeted pop star.

I love karaoke; you have to wail when you do karaoke.

I don't like karaoke because the mics are always so worn out. The quality of the mics is such that you're always going (screaming) "Yeah, yeah!" and then you can't like it. It's like sometimes I'm too professional to get up and do it.

When you go to karaoke with a professional singer and they really start singing, there's no bigger buzzkill than that.

I once heard someone doing a karaoke version of my song. That was pretty funny.

I'm scared of karaoke. I think if I did have a go to karaoke song, it would be 'Whatta Man' by Salt-n-Pepa.

I was about 11 when my mother brought me this karaoke machine and I was really into it back then, but about 4 or 5 years ago is when I started printing up my own music, going to the studio and doing my own thing.

Music is being treated as one big karaoke machine.

I'm a huge karaoke person even though I have the worst singing voice. When you love doing something, who cares?

True love is singing karaoke 'under pressure' and letting the other person sing the Freddie Mercury part.

Everyone loves a good singsong, so we all do a bit of karaoke or something.

Whenever I have friends over, we end up eating and talking and losing track of time, and, once in a while, singing karaoke. It reminds me of the family meals we had in Russia, which always lasted a very long time. That's a tradition I miss.

Sometimes I do need to go to karaoke, sometimes I need to relax.

Karaoke bars combine two of the nation's greatest evils: people who shouldn't drink with people who shouldn't sing.

The Japanese Prime Minister has apologized for Japan's part in World War II. However, he still hasn't mentioned anything about karaoke.

I've had to adjust to karaoke as a modern reality that obscures our hunt for what we're truly after.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

I'm a horrible karaoke singer.

I cannot sing karaoke because it's hard and weird. If I actually tried to sing, I would probably sound good, and I think that's weird and not fun.

You know, I've never done karaoke, ever. It makes me nervous - I think it's the lack of the guitar and just a microphone.

I can rock out anything. I mean, I can rock out a little 'Time After Time'. I can do a little 'Grease Lightning'. It depends on the mood, but we do go karaoke, my friends and I in Los Angeles, and it's a lot of fun.

Stevie Wonder doing [carpool karaoke] it was a massive turning point because he's Stevie Wonder. Like, there's no one else in the world who can go, I don't really want to do it. And you go oh, so it's good enough for Stevie Wonder but it's not good enough for you?

I've always been frightened of karaoke, so I've never tried it. Karaoke scares the hell out of me!

Karaoke is the great equalizer.

I am a typical teen who likes to shop, sing karaoke, spend time with family and friends, answer my www.myspace.com e-mails

I'm a panicked karaoke participant because I am always searching for a song in the moment. I don't have my go to song. I will be driving along and I will be like, "That should be my karaoke song!" and then I forget what song it is.

I dread karaoke. I hate karaoke. I can't sing - that is why.

I'm not the best cruise ship crooner. I'm not the best karaoke guy.

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

I only did karaoke once in my life. It was with Courtney Love and it was a total disaster. She pulled me on stage in front of 500 people at a wedding. I'd never done karaoke before.

If our show [Carpool Karaoke] shines, then I shine. I don't ever want to come out and make anything about me. I want to make it about them, make them the best that they can be. And the whole thing is a collaboration, those carpools.

Karaoke is something that's near and dear and very close to my heart. I was a karaoke host when I was working my way through university. I was a full-time student and karaoke was my night job.

The Common Curriculum can easily become the karaoke curriculum, where everyone just follows the bouncing ball of the script.

There would be no Rock and Roll without Ike Turner, James Brown, Chuck Berry, Fats Domino, Allen Toussaint, etc. Fake ghetto books and fake ghetto music. Elvis Presley, whom they idol, is merely a karaoke makeover of James Brown and Chuck Berry.

I've loved singing since forever. Whether it was with my sisters while cleaning the kitchen, putting shows on for my stuffed animals, writing songs about my stuffed animals, starting an a capella group with my cousins while on vacation, or awkwardly singing along to karaoke tracks alone in my bedroom - singing always found a way into my life.

I went to a Karaoke Bar last night that didn't play any 70s music, at first I was afriad, oh I was petrified

I'm a YouTube star, let's put it that way!That sounds like a karaoke star with balls.

Asia is the continent rhythm forgot. At best Asian music is off-brand American pop, like Sonny Bono in a karaoke bar. At worst Asian music sounds as if a truck full of wind chimes collided with a stack of empty oil drums during a birdcall contest.

The artistic desire reveals itself in dark form - in karaoke bars [or] trolling on the Internet.

I love karaoke. I love maudlin country ballads. In another life I'd be Loretta Lynn.

Everyone's a singer now, thanks to karaoke, for better and for much worse. But the live band is now becoming ancient history in Thailand, Cambodia, and Burma.

I can't watch American Idol... it's like karaoke without the booze.

You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke.

Anything that's ever gotten on the charts as a result of "American Idol" or "The X Factor" in the UK. It's born out of karaoke culture. It's been a long time coming, but it's absolutely affected radio.