Princes Bride Quotes

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

There's not a lot of money in revenge.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Love is many things none of them logical.

I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either.

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

I just don't think it is right, killing innocent girls.

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed.

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you. Buttercup: But how can you be sure? Westley: This is true love-you think this happens every day? Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well...you were dead. Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. Buttercup: i will never doubt again. Westley: There will never be a need.

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

When I was your age, television was called books.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!