Princess Bride Quotes

Mawwage. Mawwage is what bwings us together today.

He's right on top of us. I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using.

Who says life is fair, where is that written?

There's not a lot of money in revenge.

Whoo-hoo-hoo, look who knows so much. It just so happens that your friend here is only MOSTLY dead. There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there's usually only one thing you can do. Go through his clothes and look for loose change.

Love is many things none of them logical.

I know something you do not know. I am not left-handed either.

Since the invention of the kiss, there have only been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind.

I just don't think it is right, killing innocent girls.

I've been saying it so long to you, you just wouldn't listen. Every time you said 'Farm Boy do this' you thought I was answering 'As you wish' but that's only because you were hearing wrong. 'I love you' was what it was, but you never heard.

Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?" "I just want you to feel you're doing well. I hate for people o die embarrassed.

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C...(before then couples hooked thumbs.) And the precise rating of kisses is a terribly difficult thing, often leading to great controversy.... Well, this one left them all behind.

Miracle Max: Have fun stormin' da castle. Valerie: Think it'll work? Miracle Max: It would take a miracle.

Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.

Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?

"We’ll never survive!” “Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has."

I love you,” Buttercup said. “I know this must come as something of a surprise, since all I’ve ever done is scorn you and degrade you and taunt you, but I have loved you for several hours now, and every second, more.

I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.

Rest. Heal. Sleep. I shall most likely kill you on the morrow.” “You? A Princess Bride quote?” I croaked. “What is that?” she asked.

I wanted to be Beetlejuice. I watched nonstop 'Beetlejuice' and 'The Princess Bride' growing up.

I grew up in Middle America and I don't think my family was very funny, but I watched 'The Princess Bride.' I always wanted to be an actor. I didn't know anything about it. I'd never seen any plays or anything and I watched that movie over and over and over again.

Chapter One. The Bride." He held up the book then. "I'm reading it to you for relax." He practically shoved the book in my face. "By S. Morgenstern. Great Florinese writer. The Princess Bride. He too came to America. S. Morgenstern. Dead now in New York. The English is his own. He spoke eight tongues." Here my father put down the book and held up all his fingers. "Eight. Once in Florin City...

Westley: Hear this now: I will always come for you. Buttercup: But how can you be sure? Westley: This is true love-you think this happens every day? Westley: I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me? Buttercup: Well...you were dead. Westley: Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while. Buttercup: i will never doubt again. Westley: There will never be a need.

I am recognized a lot for Clueless, but I am recognized a great deal for The Princess Bride. I dont know... maybe everybody who has seen that movie just goes out on the street.

What I think is great about Pippin, specifically, and I wouldn't make this generalization about all musicals, is that it is about how we tell stories and the way stories are very subjective. How we tell some things and leave other things out in the way The Princess Bride is or The Wizard of Oz is, which both have a framing device.

What about a Princess Bride?" "Where are we gonna find a six-fingered man on such short notice?

'The Princess Bride' is by far the most popular film I've ever done. I don't think I'll ever top it.

It's not my fault being the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise!

Is this a kissing book?

You are trying to kidnap what I have rightfully stolen, and I think it quite ungentlemanly.

Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.

I've been in the revenge buisness for so long, now that it's over I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.

Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Never get involved in a land war in Asia.

Fool!" cried the hunchback. "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia,' but only slightly less well known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

The Princess Bride is one of my favorite movies, of all time.

When I was your age, television was called books.

Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.

The Princess Bride S. Morgenstern's Classic Tale of True Love and High Adventure You had to admire a guy who called his own new book a classic before it was published and anyone had a chance to read it.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!