Stephanie Plum Quotes

I almost never shoot people.

These are desparate times." - Stephanie Plum

Thinking very often resembles napping, but the intent is different. --Stephanie Plum

Men!" I said. "You all a bunch of chauvinist morons" Stephanie Plum - Ten Big Ones

I have bad car juju." -Stephanie Plum

[Stephanie Plum]Jeez. No True Love" [Grandma Mazur] There's always been true love, but in my day, you either talked yourself into thinking you had it, or you talked yourself into thinking you didn't need it.

In spite of all the sparring that went on between us, I sort of liked Morelli. Good judgment told me to stand clear of him, but then I've never been a slave to good judgment.

It wasn't exactly that Lula was fat. It was more that she was too short for her weight." - Stephanie Plum

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

It was Lorraine in her nightie and Mo in his cap. They'd just settled their brains for a long winter's nap in front of the television. When out in the lot there arose such a clatter, they sprang from their recliners to see what was the matter. Away to the window they flew like a flash, tore open the blinds and threw up the sash. And what to their wondering eyes should appear, but Stephanie Plum and yet another of her cars burning front to rear.

You deserved to get run over. And besides, I barely tapped you. The only reason you broke your leg was because you panicked and tripped over your own feet.

Oh good. I love being bait for a homicidal mutilator." Stephanie Plum

My professional aspirations were simple - I wanted to be an intergalactic princess.

I ran three miles, staggered into the lobby, and took the elevator back to my apartment. No point to overdoing this exercise junk. --Stephanie Plum