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Friends should be like books, few, but hand-selected.
Oct 1, 2025
Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
No friendship is an accident.
True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.
There's not a word yet, for old friends who've just met.
When a woman becomes her own best friend life is easier.
There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.
A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.
When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun.'
Friends and good manners will carry you where money won't go.
I have lost friends, some by death...others by sheer inability to cross the street.
In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends.
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
It is more fun to talk with someone who doesn't use long, difficult words but rather short, easy words like "What about lunch?
Friendship marks a life even more deeply than love. Love risks degenerating into obsession, friendship is never anything but sharing.
Love is blind; friendship tries not to notice.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
Between friends differences in taste or opinion are irritating in direct proportion to their triviality.
Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself.
Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend.
Best friends listen to what you don't say.
It's the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo.
The only way to have a friend is to be one.
You Too? I thought I was the only one.
Never explain - your friends do not need it and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me.
The language of friendship is not words but meanings.
Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world.
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have nonsense respected.
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
Oooh I get by with a little help from my friends.
A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit.
The best time to make friends is before you need them.
I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.
There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
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