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The actors come in and they make characters their own and so Patrick and I have never been the kind to think that our script is the bible. We want to make sure that the story is told, that you stick to the story but if you have to make changes to the character then that's fine. A lot of times there are some funny one-liners, funny things that happen that are out of the ordinary. I like it.
Sep 30, 2025
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
The second mouse gets the cheese!
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - T-SHIRT
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Bacteria: The only culture some people have.
Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
I don't suffer from my insanity -- I enjoy every minute of it.
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
There are three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who cannot.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
Don't take life too seriously.
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
How do you know when you're finished making love?
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.