Great Dog Quotes

Great men have great dogs.

There is nothing better than getting shot at and missed. It's really great.

I like to think I'm healthy. I exercise a lot. I have this great dog, and I walk her about five days a week. I dance, I surf. I eat mostly vegan, try to get enough sleep. For me, that's really critical.

Then I dropped my forehead against his and sat there for a long time, as if I could telegraph a message through our two skulls, from my brain to his. I wanted to make him understand some things. You know all that stuff we’ve always said about you?” I whispered. “What a total pain you are? Don’t believe it. Don’t believe it for a minute, Marley.” He needed to know that, and something more, too. There was something I had never told him, that no one ever had. I wanted him to hear it before he went. Marley,” I said. “You are a great dog.

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence.

I had a weimaraner for 11 years called China, and he was a great dog, a bit mad. They're massive, weimaraners; they've got big floppy ears. They look like a pointer, but they're liver-coloured.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

You can say any fool thing to a dog and the dog will just give you this look that says, 'My GOSH, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!

Things that upset a terrier may pass virtually unnoticed by a Great Dane.

With the exception of women, there is nothing on earth so agreeable or necessary to the comfort of man as the dog.

A dog is not almost-human, and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such.

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk.

I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.

The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has.

If you want a friend in Washington, buy a dog.

The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.

There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog

In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.

Buy a pup and your money will buy Love unflinching that cannot lie.

Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

No matter how little money and how few possesions you own, having a dog makes you rich.

The more I see of men, the more I admire dogs. - Jeanne

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy dog.

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

The greatest fear dogs know is the fear that you will not come back when you go out the door without them.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.

Thorns may hurt you, men desert you, sunlight turn to fog; but you're never friendless ever, if you have a dog.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.