Humor Love Quotes

I tried to photograph the mysterious, true and magical soul of popular Spain in all its passion, love, humor, tenderness, rage, pain, in all its truth; and the fullest and most intense moments in the lives of these characters as simple as they are irresistible, with all their inner strength, as a personal challenge that gave me strength and understanding and in which I invested all my heart.

I think I love humor in poetry, but not that slapstick cheap easy humor, but that uncomfortable, "did she say that out loud?" kind of humor.

I love humor. I always will fall back on humor. That's something that I think you can't ever get enough of and, if it's done well, it's great. When it's bad, it's horrible.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

I love humor in writing, so I've written to the thing that's funny, there's the joke, but then I just kept going. I started thinking about all the bikes I've had stolen, and that got me thinking about crime, and that got me thinking about the city I'm in.

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.

I no longer needed a reason for my existence, just a reason to live. And imagination, free will, love, humor, fun, music, sports, beer, and pizza are all good enough reasons for living. But living an honest life - for that you need the truth.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia.

I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful.

Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia - to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

I'm amused by a lot of things. I love humor. I'm constantly joking around.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.