Newlyweds Quotes

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot.

A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.

The band has decided to give him and his wife a much needed break from the road to start a life and have a proper honeymoon and do all the things a newlywed couple should do. I'm very proud to announce my brother's recent marriage. Watching him grow up into a man and finding love makes me the happiest brother alive. I know this is upsetting news, as it is for us, but we will continues to tour with a temporary replacement until he has situated himself in his new life.

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow.

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

The more time you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes.

Pity all newlyweds. She cooks something nice for him, and he brings her flowers, and they kiss and think: How easy marriage is.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

There's no doubt that I really have a feeling for the theater. These past few days it has occurred to me to do a comedy whose chief characters are photographic enlargements. Those people we see in doorways. Newlyweds, sergeants, dead girls, an anonymous crowd full of mustaches and wrinkles. It should be terrible. If I focus it well, it will possess pathos without consolation. In the midst of those people I will place an authentic fairy.

[Newlyweds,] these optimistic young bastards, promise to honor and cherish each other through hot flashes and mid-life crises and a cumulative 50-pound weight gain, until that far-off day when one of them is finally able to rest in peace. You know, because they can't hear the snoring anymore.

Mature love has a bliss not even imagined by newlyweds.

Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.

Men should keep their eyes wide open before marriage, and half-shut afterwards.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and halfway closed there after.

Sexiness wears thin after a while and beauty fades, but to be married to a man who makes you laugh every day, ah, now that's a real treat.

This week, a 95-year-old woman married a 98-year-old man to become the world's oldest newlyweds. They're registered at Bed, Sponge Bath and Beyond.

Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

Love one another, but make not a bond of love.

The two of us had come a long way together from our humble beginnings and the basement apartment that had been our first home as newlyweds in 1957, when I was still a law student at Laval University in Quebec City.

A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.

I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers.

I enjoy watching Fear Factor, Newlyweds and American Idol as far as reality TV shows go.

Come grow old with me. The best is yet to be.

Grow old with me! The best is yet to be.

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.

There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

However, when given the chance, many people choose cocaine over love. I wouldn’t say that’s a bad choice. The endorphins released during infatuation are similar to heroin. OxyContin, “the cuddling hormone,” most often found in new mothers and newlyweds, is like ecstasy; every touch tingles. I think I read that somewhere. Love exists in powder. Love exists in pills. We are all addicts.

Newlyweds shooting budget: 5k for actors, 2k insurance, 2k food and drink. 9k in the can. We only shot 12 days. That's how to make an independent film.

Coming together is a beginning; keeping together is progress; working together is success.

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother.

When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of growths

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.

Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same direction.